So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.

A sparse day on March 2nd

Ms. Erwin: I wonder what's going to happen tonight! Is it sleep or what!?!!

Ms. Erwin: Today? Is all day.

Ms. Erwin: She goes whoa whoa whoa. She knows how to do it! And then she goes bang bang bang!

Ms. Latham: I'm dying honey and it takes such a long time.