So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.

Shortie on March 28

Mr. Oldham: The women use up all the hot water during the day and the men just have to do with whatever's left.