So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Me: didn't you take your husbands name?
Mrs. Parker: No, I didn't want anything to do with him.
Me: Well you did marry him and had four children together.
Mrs. Parker: I just wanted his money.