So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. Frike: No matter who you are or when you come out, it's always as a baby.
Ms. Coar: I don't want any of that armadillo.
Ms. Coar: Don't you let those snakes crawl up on my plate.