So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Me: I guess your husband was a hard worker.
Ms. Kemp: I don't know. I never knew him.

Ms. Hall: Right now my hind end is on fire.

Me: What's her name? We talked about it yesterday.
Ms. Hall: Well today is another day.