So I work in a nursing home as a speech therapist, and a large part of my day is talking to adorable little old men and ladies who are either quite demented or just unabashed to be old and crazy. I jot down some of the funny comments and stories they tell me and want to share them with the world.


Ms. Hall: I don't want to be goin off to school lookin like a jackass.

Ms. Hall: I just can't keepin' on on, keepin' bo bo.

Ms. Hall: This is a prison. (When shown a watch.)

Ms. Parker: Is he not letting her have chicken for dessert?

Ms. Kemp: You're trying to reason with me and I don't know what reasoning is.